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5 Signs That Your Boss is an Asshole

08.22.2008 · Posted in Ramblings

I’m quite sure that some people would agree with my theory that there is a growing scarcity of effective boss. I would call it, Theory of Diminishing Effective Boss. By effective boss, I mean somebody who deserves to be called boss, in the true sense of the word. Somebody who knows what leadership is and practices his knowledge about it. At one point in time, surely you have been flabbergasted, mystified, or in plain disbelief at the antics of your own boss. I could probably enumerate a mile-long signs of a stupid boss but I have chosen to pick the five telltale signs that your boss is indeed stupid.

1. Your boss doesn’t understand the difference between a position that makes a person and a person that makes a position.
Being a supervisor or a manager is such arguably a big deal in the corporate ladder. However, lack of sound judgment on how to manage your subordinates will just snatch the title away from that person. Assholes usually don’t understand that their current position affords them temporary privileges. They think that because they are the boss they are the best. They tend to disregard the fact that it is their subordinates who are responsible for molding their identity as to what kind of leader they are.

2. Your boss needs a “boss-sitter.”
This sitter could mean a whole gamut of responsibilities ranging from a personal assistant, appointment secretary, public relations officer, chauffeur or even a lover! It’s quite hilarious to think that if an asshole didn’t have her position, money, or her corporate tiara, she would probably be able to answer those phone calls, make appointments, talk to the employees, and by food for herself. Assholes think that they are too busy to take care of those “small things”.

3. Your boss relates to people primarily in terms of what they can do for him.
In other words, “good” people are those who can do a lot of good things for him. “Lousy” people aren’t useful. She believes that “lousy” people should be fired. The way a lousy person becomes a good person is by showing that he can help your boss in some way. As the cliché goes, Politics is everywhere and this seems to be his personal motto throughout his career life. Your boss is indeed stupid if he is a “friendly-user”.

4. Your boss calls his employees at home or during the weekends.
Rarely, as in thrice a year, this should be fine. But if this is becoming like a weekly habit, then your boss is a certified stupid! Her happiness is not your problem 24 x 7. You are entitled to your personal time and space because slavery was abolished a long time ago (Well, I’m not quite sure if it was totally abolished). But just like everybody else, you also have a sex life that you need to take care of!

5. Your boss impedes your career progress.
I can forgive or ignore the previous four issues, but this one is by far the worst thing an asshole boss can do. I would say that usually it’s a matter of convenience. And so when you blurted your plan about applying for a higher position, you would hear her saying, “How can you leave me? I need you.” A good boss should realize that everybody needs to have a piece of that cheese. Someone who deserves growth should be given his fair chance to prove himself. Insecure?

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30 Responses to “5 Signs That Your Boss is an Asshole”

  1. Randy Nichols says:

    I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.

  2. Yeah I was so a boss sitter at my last job, it was awful! And you know, it’s so hard to respect someone who obviously isn’t intelligent enough to run their own life!

  3. @fizers: Being a boss-sitter is an such an awful experience. It’s nothing compared to baby-sitting.

  4. My experience is mostly with waitressing, where bosses are most often power tripping, rude (yelling and screaming), expecting more work than what they would pay for, and so forth, so I would say I very much agree with your post. Sadly, I’ve only had 2 good bosses, so I’m starting to think the world is full of asshole ones.

  5. @LuLi: Well, it’s great that you’ve came across with good ones. I’ve heard stories that some employees spend their entire career life searching for a good boss.

  6. im still searching for a good one. but mine’s pretty ok. but i would want to, one day, be my own boss and work for no one else. that would be the ultimate.

  7. Yeah. Being your own boss would definitely do the magic. I hope you’ll be a good one.

  8. A year ago I resigned from my previous job because my boss illicited all your five signs! I feel so blessed for having a boss right now whom I can call on a first name basis. Ü

  9. I would definitely agree that it is really something if you can call your boss on a first-name basis, even if you’re on a corporate environment.

  10. I’m so glad you knew that. I had to Google the name “Acacia” when I found out, definite props to you :)

    And I can definitely feel you on the asshole boss deal. Wow.

  11. That asshole boss post is based from my own experience. So, somehow, some could really feel it.

  12. ‘Each person has a story to tell’
    This is the reason why i created my blog
    -to be the boss of my own world! hehe
    so far i’m not experiencing your five symptoms…

  13. I’m thankful for people who fall into category #2 …’cuz if they didn’t, I wouldn’t have a job! Yea … I have a new title now … instead of referring to myself as a personal assistant, I’m gonna refer to myself as a “boss-sitter.” :-)

  14. @Fitcher: Hope you are having a splendid time being a “boss-sitter”!

  15. You’ve surely hit the nail on the head when it comes to identifying the qualities of a non-leader. I love this definition of leadership (and a boss should be a leader): a leader is an influencer; he or she will be a success to the degree adds value to the lives of those led. Everything you’ve cited is counter to that.

  16. @amyvanhuisen: I’m sure we could always pinpoint what makes a leader a bad one. Thanks for the comment!

  17. Great post, buddy!! Beh, I sincerely don’t think that there should be any rules for being a boss… I mean… Everyone has the own way to be what he/she wants to be… :)

  18. Thanks for the comment smallstar!

  19. You are welcome! :P

  20. someonewhoisfedupbeing treated like shit says:

    I work for an asshole where everything was handed to him in life including his business, he never worked for it.

    He truly is an asshole for he emails me day and night on the weekends and at five minutes to 5pm on a Friday afternoon when you have your coat and purse in hand ready to walk out the door for the weekend, he will ask you to start a project. What an asshole

  21. That’s really an asshole and you should quit your job with that kind of boss!

  22. I find your site very engaging and interesting! Keep it up!

  23. I was a boss for over 30 years and I am really glad that I did not see myself in your diatribe on bosses. Very incisive stuff, Den. I am still impressed with you.

  24. @Paul: It’s good to know that you don’t have any of those qualities which make a bad boss. A boss should know how to take good care of his employees if he wants to have an intact working relationships with them.

  25. In fact, most of my former employees phone me for lunch on a regular basis – and I bring them coffee once in a while. An awesome group of people!

  26. @Paul: You seem to be an awesome boss then! ;)

  27. FYI, I hope you can access this link from the Philippines. The comic strip is Dilbert, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen to show what stupid bosses are like.

    http://news.yahoo.com/comics/dilbert

  28. Den Relojo says:

    Thanks for sharing Terry!

  29. kaya ako mas gusto ko pag na magbisnes na lang para walang maangas sa buhay ko di ba? tapos hawag ko pa yung oras ko. e di wala nang asshole na busabos.

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