Effective Ways to Solve Overpopulation
The world is damn overpopulated! And what makes this worst is that no one seems to consider this to be a serious problem. Overpopulation causes pollution, poverty, starvation, crimes, and what-have-you’s. Government has to conduct some program and tell the people the effects of overpopulation. Mother Nature does not need more babies so people should stop breeding!
But I have effective suggestions on how we could trim down this overpopulation:
1. Homosexuality
It’s a good thing that the number of same-gender fuckers are increasing. Come to think of it if gays and lesbians bear children, our population would be doubly horrible. Indeed, homosexuality is Mother Nature’s creative solution against overpopulation. We should promote homosexuality like what these guys are doing.
2. Death Penalty
Since death rate is too low, there is a need for the government to exercise death penalty to its full extent. Petty crimes like prostitution, theft, vandalism, reckless driving, public intoxication, and other minor infractions should merit death penalty.
3. Mass Suicide
Suicidal ideation in groups should be encouraged. India is giving us a good example on how to do this. They should set us a good example on how to decrease our numbers since they are the most productive baby makers anyway. Other populated nations should follow the same. In the same vein, suicide bombers and kamikazes should be glorified as they are doing us a huge favor.
4. Nuclear Weapons
These weapons should be largely misused. We should drop bombs to the top 10 most populated country in the world… just the top, 10 so Philippines will still be spared. 
Once this is done, it will significantly minimize the number of morons on this planet.
5. Forced Abortion and Sterilization
Since couples love making babies up to the extent that our number becomes uncontrollable we should implement invasive population control techniques such as a one child policy, forced sterilization and forced abortion. These are more humane options than just to let the population grow and wait until the whole ecosystem crash.
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1 & 2 I agree. 3 & 4 umm, not so good. 5 right on. 3 for 5 isn’t bad. More natural disasters would help out. If we we’re stricter on the death penalty, crime rates would greatly decrease. Suicide should only be encouraged if you can take out 10 or more others with you. If we have a death penalty and encouage suicide, what do you suggest the penalty for attemted suicide be?